Most predictable endings ever:

5. The Passion of the Christ (spoiler: Jesus dies)
4. Titanic (spoiler: it sinks)
3. Every rom-com (spoiler: they get together)
2. Shutter Island (spoiler: it’s stupid)
1. The song “Ten Green Bottles” (spoiler: none left standing on the wall)

The most depressing endings ever:

5. Seven
4. Million Dollar Baby
3. Philadelphia
2. A Star Is Born
1. The song “Humpty Dumpty”