Had a super vivid dream last night that I was Miley Cyrus's mom owned a coffee shop that I worked at, and I got to meet Christing Aguilera. My ex also was living in my parents' house and was a dick about it.
Also, Lady Gaga was supposed to ride my school bus, but no one was excited about it because of Covid-19. Also there were aliens attaching the city and I had to find a car that wasn't made of steel so they couldn't pick it up with their magnets or whatever. Idk it was super f'd up
Oh wow another typo.
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