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every day i wake up, expecting this living nightmare to end,
but i am sorry to have to confirm that, yes, topman continues to sell ripped jeans
but i am sorry to have to confirm that, yes, topman continues to sell ripped jeans
how long has it been now since ripped jeans were at all desirable for anyone anywhere? iirc from a textbook i teach for first years it is close to 1000 years
just think! when ripped jeans were cool, the normans had not even invaded! the dark ages were still in full swing! (tho early interpretations that link the decline in ripped jeans to the end of the dark ages are now considered simplistic of course)
to all of the haters wondering what i might be doing on the topman website i can confirm it is most definitely NOT buying ripped jeans, because i am not 14 yrs old and it is not the dark ages
spray on skinny all the way, because my one secret desire is to recreate that time (c’mon it’s happened to all of us) when my embarrassingly cheap pair of jeans ripped at the crotch in public and then i had to hold my hoody in front of me so i could get the bus home.
tmi?
tmi?
better delete this had an email from HR about ‘your jeans thread’
or is this when the topman social media find my thread and come and savagely burn my ‘dress sense’
