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You wake up next to these huns and you check your phone and you have 72 missed calls from your girlfriend. You recieve a text from her that says “I’m on my way to your resort dude”
You wake up the girls and tell them they need to get out of here very quickly your girlfriend is on her way over . They chilled they get up and go 
As they exits via the Back door your girlfriend is coming through, through the front.
She looks gorgeous. What is she wearing?
You guys are excited to see her . She’s excited to see you . She says she wants to rock and finds her way to the bedroom. You get on the bed and she’s ontop of you .
What does she find ?
Are you lying to her or telling the truth ?
You lie to her (like any normal gent would) but as you tryna explain the made up story to her . One of your boy is screaming at the top of his lungs if the “two sexy girls are still here” and “yho boy you rocked their world , they were so loud brah”
She looks at you in disbelief and gets her shit and leaves crying her eyes out
Are you running after her or letting her cool down ?
You let her cool down cause you know your hun she’s crazy.
Shap you let a few hours pass and went to go look for her around the resort . You find her chilling with one of your boys .From what it looks like he’s kinda throwing bones but you mize .
He gets up and goes . You sit down and start speaking to her . She starts crying and you apologize to her but she’s still crying
She explains that she’s crying cause her uncle got into a really bad altercation last night with a few guys on the resort last night .
You a bit worried now and ask to see the uncle she’s talking about . She shows you THE SAME GUY YOU FUCKED UP LAST NIGHT !!!!!
You telling her it was you or acting sad and shocked too?
