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Currently on furlough which means I'm not allowed to partake in any work-related tasks, so I'll be commencing a Harry Potter movie marathon all in one go (20+ hours).
Slytherin PJs on, the Dark Lord's wand in my hand and disgust for Muggles in my heart. We begin in an hour.
Slytherin PJs on, the Dark Lord's wand in my hand and disgust for Muggles in my heart. We begin in an hour.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone:
Pisses me off when Harry buys everything off the trolley. There are other kids on the train you little shithead.
Onto the Chamber of Secrets.
Pisses me off when Harry buys everything off the trolley. There are other kids on the train you little shithead.
Onto the Chamber of Secrets.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets:
Forget the flying car, the basilisk and all that, why the fuck is there a spell that only transforms animals into water goblets?! So niche.
Onto the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Forget the flying car, the basilisk and all that, why the fuck is there a spell that only transforms animals into water goblets?! So niche.
Onto the Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban:
Look at me, I'm Harry Potter, I'm gonna steal Neville's lollipop as I'm leaving Honeydukes but I won't hide it under my invisibility cloak as I want people to take notice of it floating down the street. Idiot.
Onto the Goblet of Fire.
Look at me, I'm Harry Potter, I'm gonna steal Neville's lollipop as I'm leaving Honeydukes but I won't hide it under my invisibility cloak as I want people to take notice of it floating down the street. Idiot.
Onto the Goblet of Fire.
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
"HARYDIDYAHPUHYAHNAMEINTAGOBETOFIYAH?!!1?!?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
If he asked angrily, he would've trampled over Snape, 420 no-scoped McGonagall, backflipped over Cedric and rugby tackled Harry.
Onto the Order of the Phoenix.
"HARYDIDYAHPUHYAHNAMEINTAGOBETOFIYAH?!!1?!?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
If he asked angrily, he would've trampled over Snape, 420 no-scoped McGonagall, backflipped over Cedric and rugby tackled Harry.
Onto the Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:
I can forgive all the plotholes and injustices to the book, but a flat-screen TV and Oyster card readers in 1995 is a big no-no for me.
And I'm still pissed off Trelawney wasn't banished from the grounds.
Onto the Half-Blood Prince.
I can forgive all the plotholes and injustices to the book, but a flat-screen TV and Oyster card readers in 1995 is a big no-no for me.
And I'm still pissed off Trelawney wasn't banished from the grounds.
Onto the Half-Blood Prince.
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince:
Dumbledore's a cockblock. Oh, and if you're ever on the run from Death Eaters, make sure you pack framed pictures of important people you met. That'll help.
Onto the Deathly Hallows.
Dumbledore's a cockblock. Oh, and if you're ever on the run from Death Eaters, make sure you pack framed pictures of important people you met. That'll help.
Onto the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1 and 2:
Hermione's parents are gonna look like absolute idiots when their family members and friends question them about the daughter they don't remember having.
And as Voldemort once said: "OAAAAAAVRAAADAAAAAA".
Onto sleep.
Hermione's parents are gonna look like absolute idiots when their family members and friends question them about the daughter they don't remember having.
And as Voldemort once said: "OAAAAAAVRAAADAAAAAA".
Onto sleep.
