My dad kept making shitty jokes and interrupting the thing mom and I were trying to watch, so we started hammering down on him. And what happened?
The Minute we started, he got upset and went upstairs.
This wouldn't be a big issue, if it weren't for the fact that it Always Happens. And he takes it to a personal level, because he always ends up saying something like, "Don't shush me in my own house / get your own damn house / get a job." Under his breath.
Which is funny! Because this time I was doing my job!

YOU KNOW

DRAWING.

M Y J O B .

THAT HE /CONGRATULATED/ ME EARLIER FOR BECAUSE I GOT ANOTHER COMMISSION.
So he's allowed to say literally anything and poke as much fun and be as ANNOYING as possible, but whenever we start handing it back to him, he Hates it and throws an absolute fit. Like a two-year-old.
And I can't tell him! Because he holds the house over my head ! And everyone is afraid to speak against him! So it's even more fun!
Yes! I am frustrated! I love my dad and also sometimes really dislike him! I can't say any of these things out loud!
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