Mdzs covid19 AU

Weiwuxian: Lanzhan. It has come to this.

Lanwangji: Mn.

WWX: Even if this breaks us apart, I shall forever love only you.

LWJ: Weiying. Me too.

WWX: Lanzhan-

Jiangcheng: You just fking need to stand 1 meter apart in this lift. It's not the end of the world.
Jinling: Uncle, my school taught me about the importance of hygiene during this crisis!

JC: Good. What did you learn?

JL: Disinfect to kill off germs that cause you to be sick!

WWX: Hello everyb-

JC: *aggressively sprays ethanol 70% on WWX*
Lan Sizhui: Jin gongzi, what are you hesitating about?

JL: ... How do you actually wear a mask?

LSZ: *shows JL the proper way to wear a mask*

JL: Why did uncle wear this on his eyes?

LSZ: .... Were Wei qianbei and Hanguangjun around?

JL:

JL: Oh.
Songlan: *sneezes*

Xueyang: GASP. COVID19! DAOZHANG! STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

Xiao Xingchen: Xueyang, I'm pretty sure sneezing is not part of the symptoms-

A-qing: *coughs at Xueyang's face* congratulations. Now you have covid19.
LWJ: Brother, why is our fridge filled only with chicken wings?

Lan Xichen: :) One of us kind of went a bit overboard during online shopping.

Lan Jingyi:

LJY: I'M PANIC BUYING, THOSE ARE ESSENTIALS.
Nie Huaisang: We have to wash our hands properly so that we could keep proper hygiene! Rub your hands in these 6 simple steps!

Jin Guangyao: What if, when you have only a hand?

NHS: ...

Nie Mingjue: What if, when you have hand only?

NHS:

NHS:

NHS has left the chatroom
LWJ: Weiying, drink more water. Stay healthy.

WWX: Lanzhan, you know I will forever be thirsty-

JC: *aggressively sprays ethanol 70% on WWX (2)*
You can follow @mayofenna.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled: