You can get a round trip flight from Boston to Tampa for less than $35 right now

Taxes and fees are $20...which leaves $14 for the actual flight...I cant get a taxi to take me out of my neighborhood for $14

I can be in Tampa tonight for $18

Fuck it, fly to LA today for less than $50

Maybe fly to New Orleans for dinner, less than $20

Wanna see the Rocky Mountains, $40 if you buy a soda on the way

The Liberty Bell is kinda expensive today, $66