occasionally struck by paralyzing fear of antifreeze poisoning
great now that i’ve voiced this fear i’m gonna be constantly afraid someone saw this tweet and decided to poison me just to fuck with me
great now that i tweeted this reply someone is going to read it and get the idea to poison me with antifreeze
great now that I replied again someone will ge-
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