Shout-out to my friend who just started seeing someone, went to their apartment for a 2nd date, and got stuck there in quarantine for the next 12ish weeks because there's no safe way to get home (out of state)
I look forward to seeing this premise in 5 bad romcoms 24 months hence

Week 2 check-in on my friend who got trapped in isolation with the person they just started dating:
Not only have they NOT killed each other, but it looks like they're having perpetual brunches bathed in the golden light of a Cialis commercial.
Stay tuned for further developments

Week 3 check-in on friend stuck in quarantine with her brand new GF: they might be getting pets together.

I am living for this cliff-hanger episode of 'New Girlfriend Contagion House', brought you by our sponsors, My Prurient Interests™.

Week 4 of the quarantine GF saga: they were eating a beautiful (like, restaurant quality) stack of pancakes with homemade coulis and getting all twinkly-eyed at each other over the breakfast table.
Last week's question of pets has been removed and replaced with MORE ROMANCE.

Week 4 Update continued:
JFC, I haven't gotten out of my pajamas all week and am dancing on a razor's edge, but I guess SOME people are capable of living like beautiful, relaxed Parisians on their best day.

Good to know, good to know.