I woke up with an itchy nose,
It thought it was so cunning.
A Kleenex grabbed, I quickly dabbed,
Before it could start running.

But that, my friends, is not the end,
My nose would not be silenced.
Quite unuppeased, it SNEEZED and SNEEZED in unholy defiance!

I leave you now with words of hope,
Perhaps I'll soon be napping.
If meds don't work, allergies a jerk,
expect more rhymey yapping!

Tldr its 3 am and allergies suck