conversations with animals, a thread
me: so what’s your favourite chuski flavour?

koala: khatta
me: ok so who’s your favourite punjabi singer?

moose: wala
me: ok so what’s your favourite ar rehman song?

kangaroo: barooo roshhhhniiiiiiiii
me: do you want a pep talk? i-

crab: toh aadat si hai mujhko, aise jeene mein
me: um are u alright? i think i’m just making things more-

hawk: ward, yes you are
me: ngl i’m really bored at home during this-

panda: emic, yes. same
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