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reasons to be my boyfriend: a thread 
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1. apparently i look like these two perfect women (i dont but u can pretend ig)
2. im fluent in french so when i shit talk u/curse u out u wont understand any of it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
3. im ugly so i& #39;ll never cheat on u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face">
4. im 5& #39;6 meaning that im https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles">average heighthttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Sparkles" aria-label="Emoji: Sparkles"> which is pretty cool me thinks
5. i run a stan acct of a disney show, meaning i have no real friends so, i& #39;ll always have time to spend with u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">
6. please im bored
7. i stan sofia wylie, joshua bassett, lily rose depp, wallows, timothee, and michael cimino so u know i have taste https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
8. i play a bunch of sports?
note: i am however super competitive and thus is the sport involves tackling i will do it
note: i am however super competitive and thus is the sport involves tackling i will do it
9. im part of student council https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">
10. im a published author and i& #39;ll write u short stories and poems https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
11. i like to take college courses in my freetime so i& #39;ll always have fun facts to talk about!!
12. if u like theater: i& #39;ve played dorthy, annie, and peter pan
if u do not like theater: ignore this
if u do not like theater: ignore this
13. i play the violin and piano https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤩" title="Star-struck" aria-label="Emoji: Star-struck">
14. i have my own feeding program for children in the Philippines and i go there a lot so, a vacation there mayhaps https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
15. i know 8 people from montenegro which i think is pretty damn cool ngl
16. i go to summer camp in switzerland so if u live there thats very convient
17. i had a job at brandy melville for a week so im a working women https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="❤️" title="Red heart" aria-label="Emoji: Red heart">
18. i have very bad style=i always look ugly= i& #39;ll have no one to@cheat on u with (not that i would want to but)
19. im really good at making carbonora and whipped coffee https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☺️" title="Smiling face" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face">
20. i was a baby gap model and a crayola commercial actress meaning im probably very famous in an alternate timeline...u can say that ur dating an ALMOST famous person
21. i can do an ollie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">
22. i have a dioloma from upenn in contract law so, if u ever have legal troubles..ill be there
23. joshua bassett once liked and unliked my tweet so thats pretty cool https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with sunglasses">
24.i have over 500 books in my library if u like to read https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Pensive face" aria-label="Emoji: Pensive face">
25. emma chamberlain goes to@my soulcycle class and one time she bought me a sweater so im basically kindred spirits with a famous person
26. in the 4th grade i literally sprained a girls wrist bc she was being mean=ill be there to protect u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
27. growing up i had a horse so, worst comes to worst and humanity has to restart, i& #39;ll be able to survive the wildwest w/ u
28. i have 2 presidential community service awards so, you& #39;ll have something to brag abt me when u talk with ur friends
29. im part of two lobbying groups that advocate for equal loan opportunities amoung certain marginalized communities so we can be politician activists together https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥺" title="Pleading face" aria-label="Emoji: Pleading face">
30. i got a 98.5% on my last tort law exam https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💯" title="Hundred points symbol" aria-label="Emoji: Hundred points symbol">
31. i did ballet for 3 years https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">
32. i made this thread and am genuinely in constant fear that i will die alone, unloved, and deprived of a true romantic love story so, by being my bf i would no longer have to worry abt thathttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Eye" aria-label="Emoji: Eye">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👄" title="Mouth" aria-label="Emoji: Mouth">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👁" title="Eye" aria-label="Emoji: Eye">