its simp hours so i feel like making a thread of all my previous crushes and how that worked out
first grade, i had a crush on this boy and man was i hung over him for a solid year, tbh idek what he looks like anymore so NEXT
2nd-3rd grade i practically thought i was in LOVE with this my bestfriend and I was soooooooo in love with him that whenever we picked characters from TV shows i would always pick the character that was his love interest, then i realize he doesnt swing that way so NEXT
i had a crush on this asian dude who transferred to my school in like 7th grade and all my friends knew i had a crush on him buuuuut he only saw me as his cousin and even introduced me to his friends as his cousin so......NEXT
oh man highschool was a fucking TRIP of crushes, so first off 9th grade I liked this other asian dude and my friends made a bet that he likes me back so i took my chance and just went for it, and i confessed to him on my birthday and got turned down 🙃 soooooooo NEXT
sophmore year was when i knew i was IN LOVE with this dude and it was a whole gawddamn mess (this one needs more than one tweet in this thread) so met this dude and turns out hes in my class and we hit it off and became close friends then i quickly caught feels for him
*still same guy* then i find out he was still hung over his EX and I went above and beyond for this dude like i my mind was thinking if i help him get back with his x then he realizes that shes not for him and comes for me #foolproof BUT NO. THEY GET BACK TOGETHER.
*still same guy* like i even asked him to sadies and this MF said yes and I got so excited but then a week before he fucking tells me he cant go...turns out he went out with his ex sooooooooo.....like my dumbass was still going for this taken man ugh
*still same guy* so few months go by and i couldnt contain my feelings, so i released it in a letter and gave it to him while him and his ex were 'broken up' then this bitch had the audacity to tell me she read this letter and said how cute it was BITCH IT WASNT FOR YOU TO READ
*still same guy* at this point i was like fuck him fuck her im done. so after a solid year of me not talking to him im over him THEN THIS MF COMES BACK WITH A WHOLE ASS CONFESSION PARAGRAPH like B R U H. i was like hell nah im not doing this again and i SAID NO.
also this was sophomore year but it was quickly put to rest, but I had a crush on this dude who transferred and turned out he also liked me to but he went out with my bestfriend so I quickly buried that hatched and now hes a scumbag whose dense as fuck.
my only other interest after HS was when i went out with this dude after knowing him for 2 wks (ik bad idea) and we dated for 2 months and he broke up with me with BS reasons, so instead of crying I danced to i will survive on repeat till i was exhausted
and since then i havent had a real interest in anyone anymore. thats it L O L
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