How am I supposed to love a 3D woman when I know Korone exists?

I have the same dream twice a week every week. A dream about flying to Japan and kidnapping Korone. I always take her to my family Christmas gathering, and she always makes weird noises at my young nephews

Everyone thinks it's weird that I chose to marry a dog, but I know in my heart that I made the right choice. We have beautiful children.

I cook delicious American cuisine and she bakes us Japanese confections. Our combined skills make for a splendid spread on the holidays

We go to church every week and volunteer at the homeless shelter. We know our neighbors well and trust them to watch our kids on our date night. We live a modest life, filled with the kind of love and happiness that can only be found under the light of God. Simple, yet eternal.

I look in the mirror
I'm content with my life choices.

She laughs at my silliness, but thanks me for being a dilligent, loving father, and a respectable, strong man.

We whisper our vows to each other we will never break, and fall asleep, our limbs tangled together.

I love you