attack on titan chosen warriors // titan shifters ; a thread

zeek
- the virgin
- hates dad and war
- smells like cigarettes and regret
- has zekerets
- house slytherin
- regrets underestimating the chad midget

beardner
- the gay cousin
- smells like depression
- struggles against mental illness
- part time babysitter
- misses bert so much
- "why is marco getting eaten"

boku no piku
- wants a rest
- forgets how to walk
- messy hair don't care
- gives alcohol to minors
- extreme shitposter
- "i forget how to walk on two legs"

bertoto
- dead
- stressed easily
- really nice when u get to know him
- probably reiner's love interest (bromance)
- "it hurts", "yarundana???! ima kokode??!!!"

leonhardt
- sleep since 2012
- lone wolf since age 5
- can and will kick your ass
- not afraid of bugs
- armin and hitch's love interest
- wants to see her father

ereh
- the chad with 3 titans
- paths
- betrays his brother zeek
- *activates rumbling*
- hates mikasa for being mommy material
- "i just keep on moving forward until my enemies are destroyed"

arumin
- a trap
- gay for annie
- expert when it comes to negotiate
- inlove with annie
- won the serum between him and erwin
- "we can probably talk to eren to stop him" -says negotiator boy

porky
- the salty younger twin
- hates his name
- hates reiner and his plot armour
- probably pets dogs when nobody's looking
- "didn't i tell u not to call me by that name"