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This girl sucked this guys dick even though she knew I liked him. Butttt she still had feelings for her ex so I dated him twice and crushed his soul twice to spite her.
I unironically collect Pop Vinyls...
i listen to edm 😔
Once this girl and I were hooking up and she spent half an hour trying to make me nut but she couldn’t
one time when I was in junior high, we were playing truth or dare and he asked me what color my underwear was, and I said white because I didn’t think it was a big deal, and then he asked me to send pictures of my underwear, but I was wearing granny panties because I was in...
freaking junior high so I didn’t know what to do so I looked up pictures of white undies and I forgot to crop it and he was like “did you get this from online?” and I didn’t know what to say
I once shoved 7 cookies in my xbox when I was a kid.
I go on tinder and mutual and intentionally look for boys who just got off their missions for ncmos because they have the most built up sexual tension and it’s the most fun
When I was a kid I once got so mad at my mom that I peed on her toothbrush
I had to cancel a voice lesson because I was too high to attend
I have a jar full of teeth and none of them are mine
I’ve wanted to get my named removed from the church for months but my brother just came home from his mission and I can’t ruin it for him
i’m gay
This guy wanted me to hold his cum in my mouth while he “cleaned up,” and then put it in mouth so that he could swallow it. Worst night ever.
I had a sex dream two nights ago about my best friends husband. I feel SO guilty and I embarrassed 😳 In real life I actually don’t like him and think he’s a bit of a jerk but my subconscious apparently is really into that.
I once catfished a guy (due to low self esteem and loneliness) and I have felt so bad ever since. And I just hope he's okay. There was no excuse for what I did! IF YOU'RE OUT THERE, ALBERTO, I'M SORRY!
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