if anyone out there has access to an aquarium or zoo or museum or whatever & wants to let me roam around in there alone, let me know. this is my current quarantine fantasy, inspired by those penguin vids. I am quiet & well-behaved, & will not vandalize or steal your shit

probably too much to ask someone to open their theater for me to watch a movie alone, but I would happily sit in there for a while, sans movie

one of the replies in this thread reminded me that someone did let me into a museum after hours once on a first date! but there were PEOPLE BONING IN THERE and instead of him just telling me, he was like, I HAVE DIARRHEA, WE NEED TO GO. and I didn't know the truth for years!