I showed SISTER ACT to the family last week and we all loved it, so tonight they voted to watch SISTER ACT2, which I'd never seen.

I feel like it was a prank. Like someone said, how can we take a great cast, a great premise, great music, and give it the worst screenplay possibl

Like someone said, In 27 years, Shannon is going to watch this movie. What are the absolute worst story choices we can make to personally offend her so deeply that she won't be able to sleep, tossing and turning and wondering just how could anyone botch this so completely?

There has to be some terrible Hollywood secret for SISTER ACT 2, some incompetent exec who demanded they make a sequel immediately, don't worry about a script, and then just had a gaggle of writers standing by to toss out random ideas as they shot.

Or maybe, could it be, is SISTER ACT 2 uncontroversial proof at last that Cthulhu exists? Is this where the madness begins? Forget the Necrinomicon. Watching SISTER ACT 2 begins to unspool your brain loop by loop until, at last, you surrender to the screams?

Me: But...but the cast was all there! The same great cast from the first! And there's a very simple, tried and true formula to this movie! All they have to do is the same thing that has been done before but with this cast?
Cthulhu: YESSSSS. WATCH IT AGAIN. YOU ARE ALMOST MINE...