my mental health is weirdly thriving lately???? some might say it& #39;s because i& #39;m not getting wasted and doing a bunch of drugs at the bar every night but!!! i refuse to believe that!!!!!! gonna call it a coincidence https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
JINXED MYSELF within 30 minutes of this tweet i spilled an entire pot of boiling water all down my hand and leg https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face"> spilled all the noodles too, so i don& #39;t even get to eat them!!
it was 1000% worth it, best quarantine meal i& #39;ve cooked yet. buttered noodles, sautéed garlic/kale/broccoli/portobello mushrooms, homemade habanero cheddar/mozzarella cheese sauce. i ate the whole thing in one sitting
my leg and hand are still in a lot of pain!! but!!!! at least i& #39;m not hungry anymore!!!!!
to all of you reading and thinking "oh this bitch manic af right now": yes, corrECT, why do u ask
i thought i was just in a good mood but then i severely injured myself and didn& #39;t care and was like!! OH RIGHT, this is a thing i do, i almost forgot!!!! oops!!
hahahahaha hahahah oops can& #39;t wait for the inevitable downturn!!! god bless mental illness !!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Relieved face" aria-label="Emoji: Relieved face">
...this is probably why i spent $70 on snacks yesterday too huh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤔" title="Thinking face" aria-label="Emoji: Thinking face">
i cut my thumb open pretty bad at the store and was just standing there dripping blood from one hand into the other for a good five minutes before an associate could find me a bandage and i was just like https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷🏼‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging (medium light skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging (medium light skin tone)"> and kept shopping afterward bc i Literally Couldn& #39;t Feel Pain
untreated mental illness is a helluva drug y& #39;all
(if you& #39;re wondering how i cut my thumb in a grocery store the answer is i wanted to open a candle to smell it and didn& #39;t realize the glass jar was EXTREMELY broken and jagged, no i am not going to sue them bc that sounds stressful)
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