@ReasonedAnswers you asked me for favourite wackiest from Muhammad well here you go

Say gibberish before having sex with you wife to have a child, so satan doesn't approach your child which BTW will make your wife dry like a desert!
https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/81 

Yawning is evil and satan laugh when you yawning nevermind the fact you might be tired!
https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/98 

Either lick your own finger or have someone else lick it for you when finished eating
https://sunnah.com/bukhari/70/85 

A woman come in shape of a devil to tempt to having

Sex so go to your wife
https://sunnah.com/muslim/16/10 

A woman disrupt your prayers
https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/301 

There are no infectious disease, so according to the Prophet (may allah prayers be upon him) the conoravirus is a lie and a deception
https://sunnah.com/muslim/39/146 

There are alot more reports on infectious or contagious diseases not being a thing

Dip the fly into your drink or food because one wing carry the disease and other has the cure
https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/126 

Here @ReasonedAnswers are my 7 favourites wackiest statements of the Prophet (may allah prayers be upon him) tell me your thought on the comment section of this thread post! Peace and love!!