where yo boyfriend? where your boyfriend at? is he getting you refreshments? is he tall? is he getting mike n ikes? oh you like mike n ike’s? is he hefty? is he coming back? where yo boyfriend? where yo boyfriend at? *i i don’t have a* OH YOU DONT?
oh ok.. ok ok ok so uh.. listen.. i was wondering...

CAN I GET YO NUMBA. CAN I CAN I GET YO NUMBA *cue loud anxious breaths*
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