PEE ON DONKEY KONG JUST A LITTLE BIT: A Tale

Imagine, if you will, dreaming. Dreaming of a videogame called Donkey Kong Party 4, very similar to the Mario Party series, but with the DK cast. Imagine then, if you will, a feature in said game called "Pee On Donkey Kong Just A Little Bit".

Instead of taunting other players, you could take just a little whizz on them when you occupied the same space. It was a staple of the Donkey Kong Party series.

You can imagine the ire, then, when it was removed from the 4th game.

Naturally, longtime fans of the series were OUTRAGED that they were no longer able to Pee on Donkeg Kong, Just a Little Bit. Massive outcry from the fandom resulted in a patch that would allow the player to resume urinating on the great ape himself.

So my friends and I were playing Tee KO on Jackbox, and this comes up.

So now there's a t-shirt floating around featuring a crudely drawn Mario with the caption "Pee on Donkey Kong Just A Little Bit".