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one time my hoe ass brother brought a girl over to a cook out we had. My parents were so happy bc he has NEVER brought someone over. He said “nah pero no es mi novio”. So we’re like that cool, eventually she will. We’re all having a good time and shit. And it was like 1:30am
And my brother had to work at 5:45am so everyone’s like okay let’s go we have to go to sleep. So we’re all heading upstairs and my brother is walking her to the front door. And she hits him with “so where IM staying at” and he’s like 
and I’m like 
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and I’m like .
So then I keep waking up stairs but the only thing I can think of is “I ain't come over here for nothin' bitch you know we is fuckin'” LMAO
she ended up staying and my dads like “mija y a que horas se fue la muchacha” and I start laughing and saying “ni se fue , cuando ustedes se estaban llendo a trabajar ella apenas se iba”
my brother now told me, “se enamoro y ahora no se como decirle que no la quiero” okay moral of the story MAN AINT SHIT (even my brothers)
