since @taeyongseo has convinced me to watch #TigerKing i will be posting commentary as i watch bc what else am i going to do

first off; i’ve known who joe exotic is and have for years because of john oliver mentioning him running for president (so since around 2016) and i had no clue about any of this but i’m read for the greatest docu series ever

i am 5 minutes into this and i’m already losing my mind,,, the slow pans are amazing,,, really make me unable to take this seriously

please don’t put snow leopards in cars,,, but now that i look at that cat i kinda wanna cuddle it (plz don’t cancel me)

can we talk about the fact that the sign “worlds largest cat park” is in fucking meme font

he has a mullet, like seven earrings and 187 big cats,,, goals

interviewer: “do you have a bond with your cats?”

joe: *is immediately bitten by a cat*

YOUR CATS DONT LOVE YOU JOE THEY WILL EAT YOU!!!

interviewer: are these cats trying to mate?

joe: they’re both boys but we have an open relationship here

IM FJCKING SCREAMI G

*puts on i got peed on my a tiger shirt*

quick story time: when i did a summer camp at the zoo we got to go behind the scenes and were in the lion area and several kids did actually get peed on

i am back with food— my mom said she would watch it with me but then my dad was like that’s dumb so i’m in bed now

WE ARE BACK

joe exotic stuck his head in the mouth of a tiger what goes on,,,,

this antle dude’s facial hair,,, it’s a hitler mustache but beneath the bottom lip instead TT

WHY IS IT SO EXPENSIVE TO FEED TIGERS WTF

joe *teaches kids about drugs*

kids *dont care*

joe *adds animals*

kids *dont care*

joe *adds magic*

kids *suddenly care*

all of these pics of ankle as a teen fucking sends,,,, the mustache the hair,,, the lack of shirt

one of the guys in this the same guy that gave my dads friend monkeys to raise for movies. deadass...

carole *tiger behind her in cage*

my mom: her cages are smaller than joe’s

when my mom lived in florida with my dad one of their neighbors had a tiger and they had to hide in their bathroom because their tiger fucking escaped and ran around their house. then the police were called and it took 6 guys to get the tiger out of the house

please the pans over the tigers as joe is talking fucking sends

joe *rides bmx in a tornado*

“i sleep with an ak-47 under my mattress*

we have finished episode one and i already Do Not like carole

this mario guy is really on tape offering drugs to the fbi,,,

no one knows how many wives antle has and that’s what i want,,, plz girls text me

the thruple,,, in the pink shirts,,, the facial hair,,, the tattoos

alright, don wanted a divorce,,,, and then he fucking died,,, it was carol who else

hiS EX WIFE AND DAUGHTER SAID HE WAS COMPLETELY AFRAID OF HER I KNEW SHE WAS EVIL

alright he was 22 years older than her-- WHAT THE FUCK and she only met him because she got into a fight with her FIRST husband and she ended up holding a gun to him what

"she's angel sent straight from hell and one day you'll find out" YES DON'S EX WIFE GET IT

joe read carole's diary over the INTERNET OH MY GOD ICONIC

okay so don was worth between 5-20 million dollars . HOW DID HE MAKE THE MONEY???? CAN WE CIRCLE BACK TO THAT

so carole and don started out buying animals . and started out by buying, selling and breeding big cats HYPOCRITES I SAY