“How are #StayAtHome
orders affecting older Americans?”
Well, my parents started a terrarium and have 7 pet snails so far. My mom is debating whether to name them after Tolkien dwarves or the Mercury astronauts while my dad works out a snail labeling system.
So, normal.


Well, my parents started a terrarium and have 7 pet snails so far. My mom is debating whether to name them after Tolkien dwarves or the Mercury astronauts while my dad works out a snail labeling system.
So, normal.


My mom would like me to note that there are also a number of slugs in there with the snails at well and that I should be sure to mention them so that they don't feel slighted. #TeamSlug
No word yet on whether they're going to try to name the slugs. Or label them.
No word yet on whether they're going to try to name the slugs. Or label them.
Snail update: 8 snails. The 6 largest have been labeled w/ color-coded Braille. The 2 littlest (the speedsters who climb the fastest) will be labeled/named once their shells get big enough. Names below.
They’re being fed apples, carrots, celery, & crushed eggshells for calcium.
They’re being fed apples, carrots, celery, & crushed eggshells for calcium.
My dad has added a "jungle gym" for the snails, aka a diagonal branch for them to climb.
Also apparently the carrots make them poop orange.
Also apparently the carrots make them poop orange.