it has come to my attention that wolves shove their tongues into ppls mouths as a greeting bc blahblah DNA in saliva?? Idk I saw a thing where a woman went up to some wolves and just. let them french her bc that’s how u earn their trust I guESS

So anyway. Wolf Kacchan tho
Like just imagining Deku finding kacchan in a cave or some shit. Kacchan growls at first, but Deku slowly gets down on the ground, makes himself as non-threatening as possible. Eventually Kacchan approaches him and starts cautiously sniffing him
Deku squeals when he feels his tongue against his lips, heart beating fast because uhhh what the FUCK. But then Kacchan’s grabbing his face with his clawed hands, forcing his tongue deep into his mouth and Deku’s so shocked and confused he just starts fucking crying
When Kacchan finally pulls away, he’s much calmer, having clearly realized that Deku’s not a threat. Deku’s got tear tracks all down his face though, and he’s shaking. Kacchan whines, tries to lick the tears up, but the human just keeps?? Making more???
Kacchan tilts his head, staring at him, worried. Eventually he just lies down though, pulls him back against his massive body and nuzzles his neck til the human quits making all the sad noises
Might expand on this idea a lil later 🤔
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