This is Mister Fauci Pawganini.

He still has work left to do to earn his doctorate.

Funny thing, though - when he DOES get the doctorate, he can also be called Dr. No.

(it looks more like a "No" on his left side in person).

Also, I swear - I did not graffiti the other side of the cat with my name.

We didn't even realize it was there until this morning.