Hey folks!
Good news: #2020QWOCFF is still happening!!!! We’re just moving it to an ONLINE LIVE CAST! We’ll be streaming all of the films, with an interactive Q&A, and doing our best to maintain a sense of community with ample disabled access. (1/5)
#QwocmapGoesOnlineLIVE

And if you’re stuck inside, overworked, anxious, or just can’t watch any more white people shenanigans on Netflix - here’s some joy to keep you going! We’ve compiled eight films from the past 16 years of #QWOCFF into an album for your viewing pleasure. (2/5)

Y’all can check out this link here: https://vimeo.com/showcase/6937139. The password is: QWOCMAPjoy, and the films will be available until the last minute of April 12. We’ll be live tweeting each film! Come laugh with us, live tweet the films, and shoutout the filmmakers and actors! (3/5)

Today we’ll be featuring: Labels Are Forever by Jinky de Rivera, 2008!
Synopsis: The dynamic swagger of 007 Secret Agent J. Wong clashes with the brazen jiggle of her nemesis. Is the SWMCU (Straight White Male Cinematic Universe) just too bland and filled with explosions? (4/5)

Love action films but wish they didn’t cater so heavily to straight white dudes? If you want to watch scenes full of puns, hilarity, and way-too-accurate WLW cluelessness...you’re gonna be BLOWN AWAY by Labels Are Forever! I laughed so hard I screamed when I watched this. (5/5)

Live tweet posts: Hey y’all I’m Astrid, QWOCMAP’s communications intern! Today I’m gonna be live tweeting my reactions to Labels Are Forever! If you’re comfortable, please drop your live tweets/comments/reviews in this thread!

HER NEMESIS WHO STEALS LABELS IS GENDERQUEER, POLYAMOROUS, A SWINGER. ICON!! I LOWKEY HOPE THEY FALL IN LOVE…

el capitan sliding down a kiddie slide and pushing someone off a razor scooter to escape is me avoiding all my responsibilities

this is both every conversation in every queer theory class, and also the two wolves who in my brain at all times:
‘IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO DECIDES HOW YOU GET TO LOVE-‘
‘relationships are about commitment. trust-‘
wHAT YOUR BODY LOOKS LIKE. (SLAPS BUTT)

boss: why did you flub that last mission? what’s going on wong? is it because of mino luv you long time?
j wong, through tears: …no

*rubs cheeks aggressively together*: oh mino love you, it’s only been our third date and yet- i can already see us living together...

‘ah! our first real label… homo (sucks in breath) sexual…’
‘mmm..it drips off the tongue like honey…’

j.wong is literally every. every useless wlw. i’m going. to cry
007’s disguise is . a tuxedo shirt, *ssless chaps OVER jeans, p*rnstache, and a whip. KING! j*mes b*nd who???