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As a result of my depression, I have been watching a lot of infomercials. I want to share them with yall real quick with rankings for my own entertainment.
The Official Mac Magic Pasta Pot. 5/10
They played it safe with this one. Too safe. Where is the pizzaz in my infomercials? The newer ones just don't have as much ridiculous flair anymore. However, the points are there because the announcer slaps.
They played it safe with this one. Too safe. Where is the pizzaz in my infomercials? The newer ones just don't have as much ridiculous flair anymore. However, the points are there because the announcer slaps.
Slap Chop. 20/10
Legend shit right here. You couldn't tell me this man had a script while filming this. Him rambling about how this shit will change my whole life is amazing. Changed the fucking infomercial game.
Legend shit right here. You couldn't tell me this man had a script while filming this. Him rambling about how this shit will change my whole life is amazing. Changed the fucking infomercial game.
Xpress Redi-Set-Go. 9/10
Cathy Mitchell is a damn gift to this earth okay. No one could tell me otherwise. She could sell me anything. This man tho? its a no from me, chief. Minus one point because less man, more Cathy.
Cathy Mitchell is a damn gift to this earth okay. No one could tell me otherwise. She could sell me anything. This man tho? its a no from me, chief. Minus one point because less man, more Cathy.
Flavor Pro. 7/10
Maybe its just me but t-the amount of sexual imagery and wording,,, makes me scream every time. I may be in college but I am still a child. that is the sole reason it has a high score.
Maybe its just me but t-the amount of sexual imagery and wording,,, makes me scream every time. I may be in college but I am still a child. that is the sole reason it has a high score.
Copper Chef Grill and Griddle. 1/10.
This man is burning some cheese and for WHAT?!?! No chemistry between the two, iIgive two shits about them or their product. DISGOUSTANG!
This man is burning some cheese and for WHAT?!?! No chemistry between the two, iIgive two shits about them or their product. DISGOUSTANG!
Gotham Steel Pan. 8/10.
The fit. The set. Everything is set up to be perfect. However, I feel like this man is going to kill me if I don't buy it. Not a good relationship to have with your customer.
The fit. The set. Everything is set up to be perfect. However, I feel like this man is going to kill me if I don't buy it. Not a good relationship to have with your customer.
Mighty Meatballs. 9/10
A modern contender to Cathy. Marc Gill is so fun to listen to. A charismatic, talented large man. the only thing that gets me with this commercial is how hes always filmed from above. idky but its offputting.
A modern contender to Cathy. Marc Gill is so fun to listen to. A charismatic, talented large man. the only thing that gets me with this commercial is how hes always filmed from above. idky but its offputting.
Pastafina. 4/10
The italian version of Akwafina. That is the only reason why this has points. That and the fact they got the most italian looking chef I have every seen.
The italian version of Akwafina. That is the only reason why this has points. That and the fact they got the most italian looking chef I have every seen.
Snackys. 1/10
I cannot explain why I hate this infomercial so much. Whenever its in my recommended videos I want to kill it. I just hate this fucking infomercial.
I cannot explain why I hate this infomercial so much. Whenever its in my recommended videos I want to kill it. I just hate this fucking infomercial.
Dump Dinners Cookbook. 10/10
CAAAAATHY!!!!!!!!!! No one holding her back, no one stoping her shit. This is Cathy Mitchell the baddest bitch of the infomercial game.
CAAAAATHY!!!!!!!!!! No one holding her back, no one stoping her shit. This is Cathy Mitchell the baddest bitch of the infomercial game.
