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As a result of my depression, I have been watching a lot of infomercials. I want to share them with yall real quick with rankings for my own entertainment.
The Official Mac Magic Pasta Pot. 5/10
They played it safe with this one. Too safe. Where is the pizzaz in my infomercials? The newer ones just don& #39;t have as much ridiculous flair anymore. However, the points are there because the announcer slaps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtPEU9x660">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
They played it safe with this one. Too safe. Where is the pizzaz in my infomercials? The newer ones just don& #39;t have as much ridiculous flair anymore. However, the points are there because the announcer slaps. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymtPEU9x660">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Slap Chop. 20/10
Legend shit right here. You couldn& #39;t tell me this man had a script while filming this. Him rambling about how this shit will change my whole life is amazing. Changed the fucking infomercial game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqWgTM4di4s">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Legend shit right here. You couldn& #39;t tell me this man had a script while filming this. Him rambling about how this shit will change my whole life is amazing. Changed the fucking infomercial game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqWgTM4di4s">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Xpress Redi-Set-Go. 9/10
Cathy Mitchell is a damn gift to this earth okay. No one could tell me otherwise. She could sell me anything. This man tho? its a no from me, chief. Minus one point because less man, more Cathy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6JEi3__2KI&t=512s">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Cathy Mitchell is a damn gift to this earth okay. No one could tell me otherwise. She could sell me anything. This man tho? its a no from me, chief. Minus one point because less man, more Cathy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6JEi3__2KI&t=512s">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Flavor Pro. 7/10
Maybe its just me but t-the amount of sexual imagery and wording,,, makes me scream every time. I may be in college but I am still a child. that is the sole reason it has a high score. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eQJ5QpfEg">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Maybe its just me but t-the amount of sexual imagery and wording,,, makes me scream every time. I may be in college but I am still a child. that is the sole reason it has a high score. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52eQJ5QpfEg">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Copper Chef Grill and Griddle. 1/10.
This man is burning some cheese and for WHAT?!?! No chemistry between the two, iIgive two shits about them or their product. DISGOUSTANG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s9NDx7HvU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
This man is burning some cheese and for WHAT?!?! No chemistry between the two, iIgive two shits about them or their product. DISGOUSTANG! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0s9NDx7HvU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Gotham Steel Pan. 8/10.
The fit. The set. Everything is set up to be perfect. However, I feel like this man is going to kill me if I don& #39;t buy it. Not a good relationship to have with your customer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzwQskfRQsU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
The fit. The set. Everything is set up to be perfect. However, I feel like this man is going to kill me if I don& #39;t buy it. Not a good relationship to have with your customer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzwQskfRQsU">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Mighty Meatballs. 9/10
A modern contender to Cathy. Marc Gill is so fun to listen to. A charismatic, talented large man. the only thing that gets me with this commercial is how hes always filmed from above. idky but its offputting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4tE0RVur-I">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
A modern contender to Cathy. Marc Gill is so fun to listen to. A charismatic, talented large man. the only thing that gets me with this commercial is how hes always filmed from above. idky but its offputting. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4tE0RVur-I">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Pastafina. 4/10
The italian version of Akwafina. That is the only reason why this has points. That and the fact they got the most italian looking chef I have every seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulk5hwYcp6c">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
The italian version of Akwafina. That is the only reason why this has points. That and the fact they got the most italian looking chef I have every seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulk5hwYcp6c">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Snackys. 1/10
I cannot explain why I hate this infomercial so much. Whenever its in my recommended videos I want to kill it. I just hate this fucking infomercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQNLzAh4IzM">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
I cannot explain why I hate this infomercial so much. Whenever its in my recommended videos I want to kill it. I just hate this fucking infomercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQNLzAh4IzM">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
Dump Dinners Cookbook. 10/10
CAAAAATHY!!!!!!!!!! No one holding her back, no one stoping her shit. This is Cathy Mitchell the baddest bitch of the infomercial game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQB9ervDEEM">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
CAAAAATHY!!!!!!!!!! No one holding her back, no one stoping her shit. This is Cathy Mitchell the baddest bitch of the infomercial game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQB9ervDEEM">https://www.youtube.com/watch...
