This is like: if a bunch of white guys got together and tried to form a boy band - or at least that’s what they SAY they’re doing - but every time to get together to rehearse, it just turns into a mutual dirty-talking jack-off party. https://twitter.com/bill_maxwell_/status/1246516670429974529">https://twitter.com/bill_maxw...
Hey at least they seem to be socially-distancing a little bit? if not perfectly. See if this was a bukkake scene, they’d be standing a lot closer together, so this is safer https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😜" title="Winking face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face with tongue">
Guy can’t even keep a straight face through his own prayer. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤷‍♀️" title="Woman shrugging" aria-label="Emoji: Woman shrugging">
Seriously this guy is the Harold Hill of pastor-hucksters. And yeah I mean that with all the implications about Robert Preston, god rest his singing and dancing soul.
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