Animal Crossing Villager Tour 2k20: a thread

Sheldon
-obsessed with working out but he’s still a skinny queen
-toxic masculinity but make it endearing
-one of my original two villagers
-Sagittarius so you know he’s an optimist

Flo
-one of my original two villagers
-LEAVE MY ISLAND YOU UGLY ANNOYING BITCH
-someone give her a makeover she is ugly and her furniture sucks
-probably a Libra

Chrissy
-the best villager PERIOD.
-QUEEN OF MAKING POP MUSIC. Charli XCX has been so quiet ever since Chrissy dropped K.K Bubblegum
-her fits aren’t for me but she rocks them
-probably a Leo (like me )

Sherb
-the sweetest little boy in the world
-I would die for him
-I want to paint my walls the colour of his fur
-probably a cancer

Daisy
-a little boring
-probably comes from old money
-lowkey agoraphobic and never leaves her house / the museum
-either a Virgo or a Cancer

Kidd
-extremely rich and bougie
-Im convinced him and Sherb are lovers
-I like him but when the working class finally rises up I’m willing to guillotine him
-maybe a Leo or a Gemini

Snooty
-quick to anger
-pretty down to earth contrary to his name
-questionable fashion sense but I like his tail
-tbh he’s an incel
-maybe a Capricorn or smh

Hopper
-the island stoner
-CEO of eyebrows
-nice but introverted
- shops at urban outfitters
-ARIES

Willow
-my newest villager
-I like her but she probably talks shit about me behind my back
-clearly very rich and kind of stuck up
-GEMINI GEMINI GEMINI

If you read this thread do this with your villagers cuz I wanna see who y’all have!!

(PS Fang is moving into my village tomorrow and I’m excited cuz he’s a king)