The kid is putting ketchup on saltines.
I’m callin the cops.
“It was bland!” Like some ketchup would kick it up a notch. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes">
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