Listen, kid. If you want normal, average domestic life, you need to become ALPHA and CHAD. You must develop all of the skills that every single who ever got married had. You need to be waking up at 4am everyday to take liquid nitrogen baths before you go bench 315 daily

You need to have the ALPHACHAD attitude. You need to run through the woods barefoot. You've gotta memorize the code of chivalry. If you can't do this, you don't deserve a woman, she'll always leave you for a guy that's more alpha and chad than you. Sorry, I don't make the rules