My son’s 17 tomorrow. He’s been pinned to the PlayStation online with his teenage mates for days with his headphones on. Tonight I discovered how to wirelessly hack his headphones and play music through them from my phone. So, mid way through FIFA he now gets YMCA, Joe Dolci

Shaddapayaface, Nick Berry every loser wins! He’s having a complete meltdown because he can’t work out why it’s happening and his mates can hear it all online. . Right now it’s Lola by The kinks. Good lockdown fun.

I’m taking requests!

It was grandma we love you that finished him off! Until tomorrow!

I’ve written him a Haiku in his birthday card.

A Haiku

Happy birthday George,
When you were small you wore vests,
Now you wear tight vests.

Fini.

That’ll wind him up!

Got to keep a straight face. Today I’m going to play the neighbours theme tune then tell him it must be next doors new telly interfering with it. Can’t wait till he goes round to ask them! Must tell him to maintain a safe distance.