Cover the tuba!
Mr. Walsh! Stop twisting. You’ll strangle yourself!
Your soy nuts are safe.
He fixes cars, he plays guitar, and he can sing. He is so hot!
Looks like she got a head transplant.
(Sandra Oh!)
Will the Feng Shui Club please stop rearranging the tables on the lawn?
Ugh. I am sopping.
Do you think they’re trying to save money on the gown?
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