Time for day 2 of #Wrestlemania ! Friendly reminder that if you don’t want to see any of this, mute this tweet and I’ll keep all my rants in this thread alone.

Once again I’ll start this thread with a simple:

Shut up Graves. Shut your mouth.

Ugh two days of WrestleMania means two preshows and that is something I could live without

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*keeps watching*

*buys Rhea Ripley a blending brush*

The boneyard match reminded me of that Benny Hill-esque sketch where Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt were chasing each other around the graveyard lol.

Thank you Liv Morgan for setting back women’s wrestling a couple of decades with your slighted love interest bit with Lana. Honestly that alone makes me never care about anything you do ever again.

Woo the blonde white woman beat the other blonde white woman... revolutionary

Corey Graves: this is why you never ever ever ever mix business with your personal life

Rosenberg, and frankly all of us watching: COREY YA FUCKIN HYPOCRITE we all know how that Carmella mess went down ya fuckin SHIT STAIN

Us watching Renee on zoom: WE WANT MOXLEY

I want Aleister to win obviously but maybe this will help him get over he’s the best and needs more wrasslin’ time.

I don’t like seeing young McIntyre he is definitely like wine

I made a WrestleMania cake because I was bored

It’s weird to reflect on the fact that a few weeks ago we were at TakeOver Portland with a whole bunch of other folks enjoying the wrasslin, and unbeknownst to us WrestleMania would be prerecorded with no audience because of a pandemic. Weird ass times.

Ahh Rhea, I used to love you then you dropped an F bomb and out of principle I will not support you again.

No, not fuck.

Blue and white gear: Vegeta Ripley

Charlotte gets kicked

A couple of seconds pass

She flies out of the ring

Am I the only one that fears for Charlottes implants every time she wrestles

That knee crash actually looked like it could have fucked her leg up

Charlotte, growling: Rhea I never stop, I never give up

Spray tan and absurdly whitened teeth makes for such a weird contrast I don’t like it

Got a sore knee? Fix it the Rhea way: keep slapping the everloving shit out of it

LOL it looked like Rhea and Charlotte were playing wheelbarrow she was just walking her to the ropes

This may be a controversial take but:

I fucking hate Charlottes finishing move the figure 8 can go in the

I’d wear the shit out of Saxtons coat

Hold the phone I’m going to be marking out because I love Aleister lol

This gear is everything by the way

He’s like baby Chtulu

Get outta here Lana you look like you’re possessed by Zuul

Goddamn Lashley gets schweaty

Remember when Aleister used to sit in the middle of the ring and demand people say his name

Lana: FINISH HIM

All of us:

That’s what you get for listening to Lana of all people.

Nice of Bobby to sell it lol he just gets up and walks away as soon as the bell rings

A true life beauty and the beast? Otis is the beauty obvs

Sonya Deville’s outfit

Trust JBL to throw the words Fake News around

Only Dolph would wear camo with hot pink cheetah print

A kick right in the taint

Omg Otis gets his little hug my heart

AND A KISS OOOO this is a soap opera

Edge has always been a favourite of mine

I smell an RKO outta nowhere

Ooo camera play how naughty

Oh shit this choking on the gym equipment this is getting kinky

I like watching Randy trying to get away from Edge in this sexy red room

LMAO Randy wraps his arms tightly around Edge: I gotcha... I gotcha

The baby elbow drop was cute

Being a wrestling fan is weird like you just become desensitized to the way it’s filmed with all the camera shaking and zooms

God damn this is a long match

Well it’s over now haha

This 5 hour energy commercial is great birth control

Whoa this isn’t social distancing there jobbers I know you’re expendable but come on

If I didn’t love the street profits I’d say nows the time to make dinner

I’ll wipe my ass with Austin Theory you can quote me on that

Zelina Vegas shoulderpads are fucking gorgeous

I love watching Montez Ford wrestle he’s so entertaining

HOLY SHIT BIANCA

Omg seeing Montez Ford stare at Bianca this is too much hot I can’t handle it

I could eat chips and salsa out of Laceys hat

So Tamina hey...

Hey uhh... someone wanna tell Lacey her hankey is showing

I don’t want to alarm you but there may or may not be a pad in the ring lol

Bayley: You gonna run?! You gonna run you little dance machine

Naomis powerslide double slap is a power move

Hahaha Sasha angrily taking her eyelashes off is a mood

Like I get they’re supposed to be on again off again friends but it’s a damn 5 way we all know you both aren’t winning

LOL we all knew they’d be feuding again come on

There’s lots of tying people up this WM... did the writers share my love of shibari lmao

Honestly I kinda wanted to see Lacey win there it would have been a nice change of pace

The Firefly Funhouse is absurdity at its finest

#FireflyFunhouse This is gonna be some bananas shit

OK LMAO WHAT

Holy fuck this is officially a trip

I mean thugonomics was cringey the first time this is... uncomfortable lol

Who knew this match was just going to be John Cena’s existential crisis

That Vince McMahon puppet: This is such GOOD SHIT

Umm... that... was the match...?

Well Titus summed that up

In other news I’m excited for McIntyre to win

Back to the funhouse match... is art house wrestling going to be a new genre

Woo I’m so happy he won! He deserved it

Favourite Lesnar quote/moment

Thanks again for reading all my bullshit hope you all enjoyed this super weird WrestleMania