I went on to explain how queer sex dynamics are unique and said, "imagine how it& #39;d be different if you were with a woman."

She scoffs, "NO, never," and when I prodded her further sHE GOES...

"Well if I was lesbian then I would probably just hold hands and GARDEN or something."

I feel emboldened by this breakthrough conversation and was like, fuck it, might as well explain what bears and otters and twinks are, and she asks, "so gay men are like animals?"

I respond, "some gay types, yeah," and she hAS THE NERVE TO SAY...

"So...what are you, a pony?"