a depressed bnha stan finally watches s4 after months of putting it off: a thread

warnings: there might be paragraphs, there might be crack. all or fuckin nothing!
this news reporter talks like he has a big dick while he explains his completely valid all might theory and i respect that
so theyre still trying to push the deku het agenda i see . ok i‘ll pretend it aint there
bakugo? i have never heard of him. i only know kaminari denki. love of my life
aizawa @ mineta: shut up, whore
2 LIKES AND I WILL EAT HIM
me: bakugo who?

bakugo, on screen for 2 seconds:

me, abt to die from an aneurysm: fuck .
ah yes , there he is. the boy i love
momo making an umbrella for a girl . HA THE JIG IS UP THIS BITCH A LESBIAN
“katsuki bakugo’s abilities are on par with those of pro heroes” the journalist says as he plays clips of bakugo committing acts of utter chaos to the world around him

but anyway, yes bakugo king shit
who let izuku be built like THAT 🥺 he’s too cute im going to put him in my pocket
im reminded just how adorable izuku is all the time. how can people hate him when he looks like you can scoop him up in your arms like a little baby chick ????!:&:&::&&;’ I AM IN LOVE N UPSET
tokuda is a shotacon. i just know it
izuku is the 👉👈 you all aspire to be
but what is izuku doing talking with ura at the door like some fuckin bumbling teenager blushing and shit?? do not let the shounen het curse FOOL YOU . youre in love with the gremlin
still won’t forgive the atrocity that is animated overhaul. they made him look like he drinks hotdog water for sport
MIRIO IS HERE I AM GOING TO PUKE IN EXCITEMENT. MY GOLDEN BOY
deku @ mirio: so youre pretty much guaranteed to be nighteye’s sidekick right?

me, knowing the truth and holding back tears: yes that is totally what happens . and Nothing Else . yes it’s fine
nighteye and izuku: /flexing their all might knowledge at each other as a sign of dominance

mirio: yall bitches gay huh
this scene of nighteye telling izuku that it should have been mirio who inherited one for all is so valid and great for development but it just HURTS me every time ok . for both izuku and mirio’s sakes, i am jus devastated
suddenly i like men . mayhaps men rights
tokoyami getting an internship from hawks. as HE SHOULD . also i am getting closer to see hawks in action and for that, i am already foaming at the mouth
IZUKU AND MIRIO SIZE DIFFERENCE????? I AM ABOUT TO BARK
lemillion i would die for you
mirio said “so you’re called bitchass?”
i love you so
nighteye screaming at all might to retire . that shit HURTED. he cares so much.

also: all might is a big ass stubborn hero bitch and we wonder why izuku, his successor, is so hardheaded too
listen
TAMAKI IS HERE !!!!! MY BABY
me trying to avoid becoming a kiri stan when i already know he plays a hefty role this season
red riot unbreakable, maybe i l*ve you
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