My newest hobby, rating the opening line guys use on Tinder.

Of course I made a new profile.
If the guy I& #39;m actually interested in doesn& #39;t lock this down before quarantine ends, Julian is going to get some.
Fredrick. No.
This guy is just a fucking idiot
I& #39;m unmatching this one. If he& #39;s this idiotic about quarantine, I& #39;m assuming he& #39;s shitty about using condoms too.
And another unmatch
He was so hot but not hot enough to put up with this shit
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