I've probably thought way more about rip hunter than any living person should and yet all my tweets are

1) he got effectively bullied by a 12 year old
2) he fucked jonah hex

I will never stop making fun of this myopic, chronically backstabbing, cowboy fucker, and that's a promise.

me, effectively a shut in, on my throne made up of gbbo seasons I've watched to stave off a massive panic attack: look at this loser in a tiny ship learning how to use fondant instead of facing his on fuck ups

if I can be serious for a moment he has never walked away from a professional organization without giving a completely unhinged speech about how you'll see you'll all see!! like a third tier production of Frankenstein mad scientist speech and we should appreciate that.

[ariel voice] but daddy I love him