Bush:
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm a Texas tiger, you're a liberal weiner
I'm a great crusader, youre a Herman Munster
This land will surely vote for me

Kerry:
This land is your land, this land is my land
I'm an intellectual, you're a stupid dumbass (1/5)

I'm a purple heart winner and yes it's true I won it thrice
This land will surely vote for me

Bush:
You have more waffles than a house of pancakes
You offer flip flops, I offer tax breaks
You're a UN pussy and yes it's true that I kick ass
This land will surely vote for me (2/5)

Kerry:
You can't say nuclear, that really scares me
Sometimes a brain can come in quite handy
But it's not gonna help you, because I won three purple hearts
This land will surely vote for me

Bush:
You're a liberal sissy

Kerry:
You're a right wing nut job (3/5)

Bush:
You're a pinko commie

Kerry:
You're as dumb as a doorknob

Bush:
You got that Botox

Kerry:
But I still won three purple hearts

Both:
This land will surely vote for me

Indian: (talking)
This land was my land

People:
But now it's our land (4/5)

Schwarzenegger:
From California

Clinton:
To the New York Is... Hey what'd I do??

Kerry:
From the liberal weiners

Bush:
To the right wing nut jobs

Kerry:
This land belongs

Bush:
This land belongs

Both:
This land belongs to you and me

Bush:
Oh and Dick Cheney too! (5/5)