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Seinfeld, Coronavirus Episode:
1. Jerry’s girlfriend is staying with him through the quarantine, but she insists on holding his hand when they go on walks. He finds it gross and yells at her that she’s not following CDC guidelines. They break up.
1. Jerry’s girlfriend is staying with him through the quarantine, but she insists on holding his hand when they go on walks. He finds it gross and yells at her that she’s not following CDC guidelines. They break up.
2. Kramer tries to make his own hand sanitizer in his bathtub. Gets the formula wrong. Burns his hands. Calls Jackie Childs and they decide to sue the alcohol manufacturer.
3. Elaine was all-in on her boyfriend before the quarantine, but now she’s souring, and as she sees her toilet paper stock running low, wonders if he’s “TP worthy.”
4. George hasn’t bathed or changed out of his sweatpants in over a week and realizes he’s filthy, but after his mother berates him on a Zoom call saying he looks disgusting, he decides to ride out the showerless streak out of spite.
More, because I have nothing else to do:
5. Frank Costanza decides to go back into business with Kramer repurposing old unsold Manssieres/Bro’s as face masks. When putting the box into his car, Kramer spills all the masks, possibly contaminating them and rendering them useless.
5. Frank Costanza decides to go back into business with Kramer repurposing old unsold Manssieres/Bro’s as face masks. When putting the box into his car, Kramer spills all the masks, possibly contaminating them and rendering them useless.
6. Babu Bhatt starts his own delivery service, bringing essentials to NY residents. Jerry says he’ll help Babu with the legal paperwork, but forgets because of a Netflix binge. Babu gets arrested for violating the stay-in-place order. Calls Jerry “a very bad man.”
