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Wife wants me to help her coloring her hair today.
She said that if I pull her hair too much I& #39;m fired.
I didn& #39;t feel remotely this anxious even when I took my current job...
She said that if I pull her hair too much I& #39;m fired.
I didn& #39;t feel remotely this anxious even when I took my current job...
Life did not prepare me for this. I played with Legos, people. I should have had some dolls
She& #39;s getting ready, she& #39;s wearing a cap full of holes and apparently I& #39;m supposed to pull tiny bits of hair thru these things without accidentally pulling any hair off.
I& #39;d rather be deleting some blockchain code right now
I& #39;d rather be deleting some blockchain code right now
My God I need to pull the hair using what seems to be a surgical instrument there& #39;s so much about life I don& #39;t know
MY GOD ARE YOU TELLING ME WOMEN HAVE TO DO THIS ALL THE TIME THIS IS HELL
Turns out you have to pull the hair in a specific order. Front of the head to the back. You can& #39;t go back and say "oh I missed this hole" because it will pull the hair from the other holes
I& #39;m done, now we will find out after she puts all those chemicals.
There& #39;s no way this is good for you...
There& #39;s no way this is good for you...
She doesn& #39;t have a lot of hair so she told me she was going to count them all at the end of this and if there& #39;s anything missing I& #39;m dead
Also note that the problem with pulling hair thru these holes is that if you pull too much, there& #39;s no un-pulling. You have to remove the cap and reinitiate the entire process.
This is hell.
This is hell.
