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As you walk to the lounge you on your phone and you bump into someone thinking it’s your husband but it’s not . It’s your crazy ex . (His crazy he’s been tracking them since they started dating) which one is your ex ?
Basically he says he wants you back and he misses you . Somehow he finesses you and you slip up . But only so you can finally get him out your system once and for all . What y’all do ?
He leaves just in time before your husband comes back . The guilt is killing you shem . Are you telling your man or not ?
Aaaahhhh shem . Your ex was recording you guys the whole time and left it playing on the tv and your husband sees . Obviously he is pissed but shares some news to you too .
He already has a wife and she’s on this honeymoon too , just in a different room. Which one is it ?
He brings her to meet you and now obviously you have to act fine but deep down inside you’ve already planned that uyambulala. How are you doing it ?
Well done . You’ve managed to kill her and get away with it . Well except it you chose to drown her . Another guest caught you and you’re on your way to jail and his thread ends here for you .
Y’all arrange funeral arrangements for lo’sisi . What you wearing ?
So while y’all were away your husband and yourself were busy building your dream home . Injani ?
Front door ?
Foyer?
The kitchen is where you thrive . Which one is it ?
Master bedroom where all the magic happens
Master bathroom?
Your mom in-law is coming over and she isn’t your favorite so you calm yourself by cooking for her . What you making ?
You prepare a room for her
Which one is the mother in-law from hell ?
One day you catch your boo cheating and you tell your mom in-law so that she can advise you what to do . She gives you 4 options
Everything goes well except if you chose cheating too . You have HIV now . Thanks for playing 
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