“Nate, why were you late to work again today?”

“Sorry, but I’m covered in Jesus’ blood, I cannot be touched.” https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1246816324363276295">https://twitter.com/yashar/st...
I’m not a religious person so I’m doing my best to be sensitive, but imagine saying that out loud and not thinking it’s bat shit crazy?
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