Ha!

Calvin Musimbi shall GREATLY regret this decision! Ngoja nikae chini! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Ha! Calvin Musimbi shall GREATLY regret this decision! Ngoja nikae chini! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" title="Ha! Calvin Musimbi shall GREATLY regret this decision! Ngoja nikae chini! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
mentor: "so, Micheni, how did you spend your quarantine time wisely?"

me: "umm... I made new friends"

A (very!) short story. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
THREAD! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">
mentor: "tell me about one such experience"

me: "there was this one guy called Calvin who reached out to me so I responded in a very friendly way."
mentor: "so what happened next?"

me: "he tried to reach out a couple of times but the call kept dropping, then when I tried to call back, he was always busy; so I told him to call me when he was free."
mentor: "you gave him time & space. That& #39;s very good people skills! what happened next?!"

me: "eventually, HE CALLED and... here! just listen!"

(https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">)
mentor: "and I oop! He hang up?!!"

me: "yeah. I think I messed up by using the big word & #39;COVID& #39; in the conversation. I tried calling back but he wouldn& #39;t pick!" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ซ" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ซ" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜ซ" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face">
mentor: "that& #39;s sad to hear. so what did you do next?"

me: "I really wanted to be his friend, so I DOUBLED DOWN on my texting efforts! I held NOTHING back!!!"

(https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)
mentor: "great news, my man! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Question: did you remember to give him a chance to back out of the convo in case he wasn& #39;t in the mood?"

me: "of course!! It& #39;s not like I& #39;m a toxic friend!!! (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">)

I gave him the chance to either continue with the chat, or text back later."
mentor: "great news, my man! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Question: did you remember to give him a chance to back out of the convo in case he wasn& #39;t in the mood?"me: "of course!! It& #39;s not like I& #39;m a toxic friend!!! (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">) I gave him the chance to either continue with the chat, or text back later."" title="mentor: "great news, my man! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Question: did you remember to give him a chance to back out of the convo in case he wasn& #39;t in the mood?"me: "of course!! It& #39;s not like I& #39;m a toxic friend!!! (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">) I gave him the chance to either continue with the chat, or text back later."">
mentor: "great news, my man! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Question: did you remember to give him a chance to back out of the convo in case he wasn& #39;t in the mood?"me: "of course!! It& #39;s not like I& #39;m a toxic friend!!! (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">) I gave him the chance to either continue with the chat, or text back later."" title="mentor: "great news, my man! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Question: did you remember to give him a chance to back out of the convo in case he wasn& #39;t in the mood?"me: "of course!! It& #39;s not like I& #39;m a toxic friend!!! (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">) I gave him the chance to either continue with the chat, or text back later."">
mentor: "I see you are learning how to be a better friend! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Your phone still has that problem of sending many texts at once, right? Did you apologise?"

me: "I definitely did, Sir! Multiple times, just as we discussed juzi with @Kambua !"

(https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)
mentor: "I see you are learning how to be a better friend! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable= https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Your phone still has that problem of sending many texts at once, right? Did you apologise?"me: "I definitely did, Sir! Multiple times, just as we discussed juzi with @Kambua !" (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)" title="mentor: "I see you are learning how to be a better friend! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> Your phone still has that problem of sending many texts at once, right? Did you apologise?"me: "I definitely did, Sir! Multiple times, just as we discussed juzi with @Kambua !" (https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
(For that episode of ADVENTURES WITH CONMEN, click here https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜…" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘‡" title="Down pointing backhand index" aria-label="Emoji: Down pointing backhand index">: https://twitter.com/mmmicheni/status/1245758574208397312?s=20">https://twitter.com/mmmicheni...
mentor: "that& #39;s awesome, Micheni. so did he eventually reply?"

me: "no, but since he could be a family man, I decided to abort the mission for the night & pick up in the morning!"
mentor: "that& #39;s great news, my man! Your people-skills have really improved. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign">"

me: "thanks, Doc! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‡" title="Smiling face with halo" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with halo">"

mentor: "so we can now move to other things; do you still talk to yourself?"

me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘€" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

still me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘€" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">

& #39;mentor& #39; is me:

aki siko poa:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy"> END OF THREAD!
...BUT WAIT!

There& #39;s more! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‰" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‰" title="Winking face" aria-label="Emoji: Winking face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Niliwacha akule lunj kwanza and then we got down to biiii& #39;zness! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ‘" title="Clapping hands sign" aria-label="Emoji: Clapping hands sign"> https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜…" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Mpaka when @_tongi_ tweeted about an online quiz on African capital cities, nilimtumia link ili pia yeye he can keep his mind busy-busy! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
(To attempt the quiz yourself, here you go: https://twitter.com/_tongi_/status/1247152928231743490?s=20">https://twitter.com/_tongi_/s...
That& #39;s when...

HE CALLED AGAIN to beg me to stop!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜†" title="Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes">

"si utume tu mbili pekee yake" ilinimalisa!!!!! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Tumeendelea na texts. I& #39;ve been categorical that I will ONLY stop when he calls to apologise. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">

Until then, "Alexa, play THIS PARTY DON& #39;T STOP& #39; by Camp Mulla #playKEmusic" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Tumeendelea na texts. I& #39;ve been categorical that I will ONLY stop when he calls to apologise. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=Until then, "Alexa, play THIS PARTY DON& #39;T STOP& #39; by Camp Mulla #playKEmusic" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" title="Tumeendelea na texts. I& #39;ve been categorical that I will ONLY stop when he calls to apologise. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜" title="Squinting face with tongue" aria-label="Emoji: Squinting face with tongue">Until then, "Alexa, play THIS PARTY DON& #39;T STOP& #39; by Camp Mulla #playKEmusic" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜‚" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">" class="img-responsive" style="max-width:100%;"/>
More updates as the case unfolds. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="๐Ÿ˜…" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
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