a thread of soft kuroken headcanons:
- kuroo doesn't ever knock before coming into the kozume household. kenma's parents know who it is before they even have to look up, and of course, so does kenma.
- kuroo is constantly getting injured. kenma sighs when he sees new bruises -
-and scraped knees on kid kuroo, but he gets bandages anyways and some kind of antibiotic ointment and tenderly patches him up anyways.
- kuroo sometimes walks by kenma's classrooms at school unnecessarily. he finds it's comforting, just being near kenma.
- kenma never finishes his food. his appetite is tiny. therefore, kuroo takes it upon himself to help himself from kenma's plate, sometimes even before he's done eating, even when they're in public. the nekoma team finds it weird but finds it's just one of their things.
- as kids and teenagers, they have drawers of shit at each other's places. kuroo has way more stuff at kenma's though, since that's where they spend most of their time.
- kuroo is too knowledgeable about games because of kenma. he loves to hear kenma ramble about his fave games.
- when kuroo first hits his growth spurt, kenma is upset, because kuroo keeps teasing him about being short. but then he realizes he can hide behind kuroo easily. when they get together, he loves it even more, because having kuroo envelop him is the most comforting thing.
- they love playing with each other's hair. kuroo watches stupid youtube tutorials to get wild hairstyles to try on kenma's hair. kenma tries to tame kuroo's but has never been successful.
- kuroo loves kissing kenma's forehead, cheeks, and nose at every opportunity.
- they spend a good amount of weekends volunteering with animal rescues, especially with cats. sometimes on particularly stressful weeks kenma will drag kuroo there because it's comforting, and there's something beautiful about the smile on kuroo's face when he's petting cats.
- after they move in together, they end up adopting a cat. kenma pretends it's reluctant on his part but he ends up falling asleep with the cat on his chest a lot of nights. kuroo smiles and snaps a photo, which he makes his lock screen immediately after
- they have way too many inside jokes. kuroo just has to say a single word to make kenma snort, and kenma knows exactly how to get kuroo's obnoxious laugh. plus, when funny things happen, they just have to look over at each other to know what the other's thinking
- kenma falls asleep playing games often. when they move in together, kuroo wakes up at 4 am to find the bed still empty. shaking his head, he gets up out of his bed to go to kenma's gaming room and scoops kenma up out of his chair. he carries kenma gently to the bedroom -
-and puts kenma down on the bed, pressing a gentle kiss to his forehead. as soon as kuroo gets into bed, though, kenma snuggles up to his chest, clinging on tight, and it makes all of it worth it for kuroo.
- kuroo shows up in kenma's videos too often. sometimes because kenma-
-wants a scapegoat to try out scary games, sometimes because kenma needs a second player, sometimes just because. he becomes a regular fixture on kenma's channel. everyone notices the soft, in love way he looks at kenma within five minutes of his first appearance.
- kuroo tutors kenma in many classes until they get to university and kuroo's required to take a computer science course. then suddenly kenma becomes his tutor (and he lords it over kuroo).
- they watch shitty movies together and make fun of the terrible dialogue and plotlines.
- kuroo sends kenma sweet, loving memes all the time, the wholesome relationship memes type. kenma sends him memes that roast him. they're both showing affection in their own way.
- half of kenma's closet is clothes he's stolen from kuroo. kuroo halfheartedly complains about it.
- kuroo tries to get revenge on kenma by stealing his hoodies in return. it becomes a crop top for kuroo. kenma laughs for hours about it.
- kuroo runs the most famous twitter account for kozume kenma updates. kenma pretends he doesn't know. he does.
- half of kuroo's camera roll is pictures of kenma - good photos, bad photos, in between. he thinks all of them are beautiful.
- kenma has a kuroo album on his phone, too, but most of them are kuroo in the worst positions possible. except for a notable few.
- they fall asleep on video call together when they're apart. plus, when kuroo's away and needs comforting, his first instinct is to call kenma - and vice versa, of course.
- kuroo has nightmares, but there's nothing more comforting to wake up to than kenma beside him.
- kuroo cries at least ten times on their wedding day. or maybe he never stops crying.
- no one's seen kenma smile like he does on their wedding day.
- kuroo even gets kenma to dance with him in public that day, though not out in the middle of the floor.
- the picture slideshow on their wedding day has everyone else crying too.
- the best man speeches by the former nekoma members are embarrassing, particularly concerning kuroo. kuroo can't even make himself care.

that's all for now, i might add more later!!happy kuroken sunday!
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