If there’s anyone out there still arguing that the government’s advice is ‘perfectly clear’, here is the government at 13.38 saying ‘by all means still go to the park’, and then the government a little less than two hours later saying ‘GOING TO THE PARK WILL KILL PEOPLE’.
This whole fucking thing has been one colossal , slow-motion anal prolapse in the communications department.

Absolutely staggering that they’re still getting this so hopelessly fucking wrong.
Because that’s not what those tweets say.
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