Dear Nigerian law firms, if you can’t pay at least 100k monthly to your junior associates, please don’t give yourselves English names.
You go go interview.

Partner: Why do you want to work with Bourgeoisie & Dapper?

Young Counsel: Speaks all the English.

P: How much do you think we should start with?

YC: 150 thousand sir.

P: We can’t pay more than 50k.

Price man like pepper.

Àwon akóshìbérò.
Of which that 50k sef na after confirmation o.
Talmabout 6 months on probation with a salary of 35 thousand.
If you don’t gedifok.
You can follow @damisiabijo.
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